February 2012
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ksdajpoiwu
my mom texted me asking me what i wanted from some place
i tell her a cheese hoagie
i come home later and search for the hoagie
there is no hoagie anywhere but my brother was eating his food :|
oh i’m sorry i didn’t realize that the deficient, almost-20-year-old leaching off of you is more important. was it the fact that you’re drunk in all of your free time throwing you off...
2016
textposter:
President Rick Perry recognizes Opposite Day as a national holiday.
candledick:
i hate glitter. like I wouldn’t be surprised if every speckle of glitter in the world turned into aids because that’s what it reminds me of. Aids.
textposter:
If you’re straight I bet I can prove you wrong
richwhitelesbian:
kanghyuk:
richwhitelesbian:
rick santorum says pregnancy via rape is a gift from god and that’s all you need to know about the republicans
i’m a republican and i’m kind of really offended everyone groups us into being just like that asshole. not all republicans are like that and tbh it really hurts that people think this way about me.
“wahhhh wahhhh the people i support...
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marththebland:
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marththebland:
let’s talk about something else, tonight i learned that the opposite of “the orient” is “the occident” and that’s really weird to me for some reason
did you look this up or did you find it out by occident
listen, kid, go fuck yourself
i admit it wasn’t the west pun i’ve ever made but at east i tried
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we-lie-we-love:
Ok, so here is my theory. There’s black people, and niggers. Black people, are just black people, niggers are the annoying ones. Same with Hispanics and beaners/wetbacks, Asians and chinks, etc. Its not racist, I’m not singling out a whole race, just people of that race that are particularly frustrating or annoying. I feel the...
textposter:
Out of all of the cute boys that follow me why can’t even just one of you live within at least an hour from me
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textposter:
It’s starting to feel like this world isn’t real and I’m not a part of this
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textposter:
how did lana del rey manage to write her songs if she cant even sing them